Tuesday, February 27, 2007

The Series of Unfortunate Events Part 1

Danish Dinner (Buddy Dinner)

A Danish : This is the traditional Danish dishes, Smorrebrod!
Apratz : *salivating*
A Danish : It is an open sandwich with strong wholemeal bread, liver pastas and
Apratz : *even more salivating*
A Danish : And a slice of Pork salami on the top
Apratz : *fainted*

Dutch Dinner

Apratz : It looks so good, can’t wait for your dinner
A Dutch : thanks, please help me peeling the potatoes
Apratz : Leave it to me, so what is the main dish ?
A Dutch : It is very healthy, you will love it!
Apratz : Really? So what is that?
A Dutch : It’s smashed potatoes and steamed Ham!
Apratz : ……
A Dutch : What’s wrong?
Apratz : T_T

Italian Dinner

Apratz : Are you cooking pastas ?
An Italian : But of course!
Apratz : Perfect, I love pastas!
10 minutes later
Everybody : Cheers everybody!
Apratz : The pasta sauce looks great!
An Italian : Thanks^^
Apratz : What meat is it? (looking suspiciously at the frying pan)
An Italian : Oh, it is Bacon.
Apratz : ….
An Italian : Something on your mind?
Apratz : T_T

Belgian Finesse

Apratz : Wow, it looks like ‘es campur bulan puasa’!
A Belgian : Huh, what?
Apratz : Never mind, the appetizer seems nice.
A Belgian : Yes, you should try it.
Apratz : The aroma is damn-strong sour. What’s this?
A Belgian : It is Wine with some random fruits.
Apratz : T_T

I missed ayam bakar, sayur asem, nasi lemak, ikan bilis, sate, ayam penyet, empal penyet, soto ayam, soto betawi, sop buntut, nasi uduk, rendang, etc etc etc T_T.

Apratz will be suffering acute famine! 911, police, ambulance, anything, come rescue her!

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahahaha...sabar ya, honey...makanya cepetan balik Yu! Convo sudah menunggumu!! We all miss you...:(

ryy_ said...

-super sayur asem banget
-gorengan 7 warna seribu rasa
-ayam panggang saus coklat tabur keju
-(isi sendiri)
-(biar pas lima)

Tehijau said...

wahh,,,kemaren saia baru makan di warung pojok and ayam penyet ria 2 days in row,,

wakakakakakaka,,,

*sabar ya rummie kuw,,

muaaccchhhhhhh

Anonymous said...

membayangkan betapa kelaperannye ane disono

barusan menikmati Indonesian panggang $ 2.6 di NUS canteen, sluuurrrppp.....

Reza de Bhro said...

Omong2 tadi tu ane....
Lupa belom login, haha....


*cara terbaek ente buat diet :P *

nesnesnes said...

Ga masak sndiri aja Yu? Aku klo makan pasta di luar cari yg pasta thok ga berdaging, hehe...

Apret said...

@ Fanny : Hahaha iyah iyah, makasih banget sayang. doain biar smua lancar. aku juga doain fanny, insya Allah. I miss u too =)

@ ryy : GRRRRR GRROOOOWWWWWLLLLL ROAAARRRRRRRRRRR *injek2 gedung sambil muntahin api*

@ Putu : whaa putuu entar kamu harus traktir akuuu pas pulangg, hihihi. adoh doh kangen sambel ulek puut T_T

Apret said...

@ Anes : iyah, masak sendiri koq, tapi tiap hari minggu di Dorm ku ada Floor Dinner, masakan dr berbagai daerah *saah*, nah trus minggu ini dinner italy, trus gantian, dan sterusnya dan sterusnya. Kalo ga nongol kan ngga enak. Yah sekedar nongol doang, hihihi (tp tetep aja ga bs makan T_T)

BiPu said...

kemaren aku juga baru makan ayam bakar klaten @ aneka bareng arief :D

Apret said...

@ Bhro : jadi karung beras baru nyaho sia! >_<, iye ni sminggu da turun 3kg, hihihi asek asek. entar pas aku pulang jangan naksir loh

@ Apranum : adoh, coba ayam penyet ato es teler buka cabang disini yak, hiks hiks. kirimin ayam goreng duunkz

Anonymous said...

huahahahaha.... =P wah emang deh, klo gitu keadaan nya. sayang banget ya mie se kerdus nya ilang di airport huihihihiw.. *duh saya inih*

ayo yuu, nikmati exchange nyaaa.. makanan mah tenang ajee, masi bisa masak sendirii.. hihiw.. pokoke musti di nikmati abis deh exchange nya! ;)

Anonymous said...

itu tandanya cuman 1 :

DIET

*padahal kemarin baru makan ayam bakar bulungan...nyam..nyam..nyam..*

Anonymous said...

beneran yu.. masak sendiri ??

ahh.. tidak mungkin. (*gaya b'adityo)

yg masak pasti mbak2 dari hongkong itu yaa? kmu bantu2 aja ya (*bantu makan)

tapi gapapa yu, klo kmu blajar dari dia. mungkin ntar ada improvement.

yah, jauh2 ke eropah.. masa' balik kesini .. masak aer masi gosong juga.

*piss
-rief

Apret said...

@Larissa : mie yg ilang cuman 2 bungkus koq, ngga sekardus. kalo sekardus mah udah nangisbombay meraung2 di airport, hihihi. iyah insya Allah akan dinikmatin^^

@Fertob : wah ini dietnya si britney spears aja kalah deh, udah super duper sangat keras sekali dietnya, hihi. kirimin ayam dunkz T_T

@-Rief : enak aje, masak beneran! (masak aer beneran XD), udah improve ne, biasanya cuman indomie doang, sekarang indomie pake telor ato pake sosis. hebat de gw emang XD

Adilla said...

Waaaa...Waaa...Waaa...diet sukses dong? :P. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. :P :P

Anonymous said...

@ayu:
becanda yu... tp klo diambil ati jg lebih baek..
improvenya jangan indomie dong..
pasta gitu.. kan udah lebih deket ke italy tuh.
ato mie selera hongkong jg ok. blajar ama mbak2 'dari hongkong' itu.

Anonymous said...

qoute : "tapi tiap hari minggu di Dorm ku ada Floor Dinner, masakan dr berbagai daerah"

Gak kebayang kalo tiba giliran dinner Indonesian Food, dan apret yang harus nyiapin makanan-nya...:S
Semua orang bakal mengalami nasib yang sama dengan kamu, gak bisa makan, but for a very different reason... :P

Apret said...

@ Adilla : gile bener gw udah berasa kyk Paris Hilton saking kurusnya, hauhahaha. Smua baju longgar. Cobain baju kegedean. Ahh Life is Beautiful. Sengsara membawa berkah ini, hihihi. Entar sampe singapur pasti aku seafood diet juga. haiahahaha.

@ Anonymous : eh udah improve se-improve improve nya improve ni. Sebut sebut. Dutch dishes? Italian Dishes? England Dishes? Belgian Dishes? Hohoho. entar kupamerkan kebolehanku pas acara malming XD

@ Hamid : Huhu entar masak sate ayam aja deh. Kan gosong apa engga ga bakal ketauan, huhuhu. Bingung ni kalo Indonesian Food apa yah enaknya =S